Wow. Justin and I got onto the front page of the Washington Examiner with this little opinion piece that we co-wrote. Actually, Justin wrote it. I came up with the space worm idea. But I got in the by-line, which means I am now a published opinion writer. I'm very proud of this article. It's just five jokes, but they also have solid insights about the direction that this franchise seems to be moving. Make no mistake, I'll see every single thing they make in theaters. Take my money. I don't want it. Can't buy me love.

Our article is...

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.....here!